PreSchool
0 to 5ish years old
The phase when nobody sleeps, everybody smells, and one mesmerizing baby convinces you, “I need you now.”
Elementary
Kindergarten to 5th Grade
The phase when unfiltered words make you laugh, school drop off makes you cry, and life becomes a stage where your kid shouts, “Look at me!”
Middle School
6th Grade to 8th Grade
The phase when there’s never enough groceries, too many hormones, and a dramatic kid who needs someone to prove, “Who cares.”
High School
9th Grade to 12th Grade
The phase when friendships shift, grades count, and interests change so often your teenager has to explain, “This is me now.”